Three medical students were discussing what specialties they were planning to go into when they finished school.
One said, “I want to be a brain surgeon. That’s the frontier, the cutting edge of medicine, where so many discoveries are being made.”
The second said, “I want to be a heart surgeon. There are so many people who need that kind of help; look at all the good I could do.”
The third said he wanted to be a dermatologist. When the others had finished laughing, they asked him why on earth he wanted to be a skin doctor.
“Listen,” he replied. “Your patients never die, they never get well, and they never get you up at night.”
A man was recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
The man replies, “I’m alright, but I didn’t like the FOUR-LETTER-WORD the doctor used in surgery.”
The nurse asked, “What did he say”?
“OOPS!!!”
A businessman had a tiring day on the road. He checked into a hotel and, because he was concerned that the dining room might close soon, left his luggage in the checkroom and went immediately to eat. After a leisurely dinner, he reclaimed his luggage and realized that he had forgotten his room number. He went back to the desk and told the clerk on duty, “My name is W.A. Rolke. Could you please tell me what room I am in?” “Certainly,” said the clerk. “You’re in the lobby.”
Clean “Tomatoes” Joke
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, “Ketchup!”
